WHO STARTED ALL THE DAMN FIRES!?Seriously! I could have had a lot of fun with that virus if it wasn't for you guys! You made me remember why I always hated school! Jerks. You should feel terrible ( Read more... )

STOP!

STARTING!

FIRES!

I'm a teacher's assistant, not a fireman!

EDIT:
Because of fires, we've lost about a quarter of our soccer balls and two nets. STOP SETTING THINGS ON FIRE IT MAKES THEM BURN!

[This is one of those posts where the video seems to come from nowhere, but it's showing a street late at night. From one end, a young couple walks, happily chatting to each other. From the other end, heading towards them, is a five year old Suguru. Despite being so young, he's still covered in muscles. He is also incredibly filthy, and walking ( Read more... )

[Behold, Kinnikuman. Behold him, sitting across a table from a group of zombies. There is a small bowl sitting in the middle. The zombies are murmuring and making various zombie noises to each other, occasionally stopping to stare at Kinnikuman. Finally, one pipes up and slowly groans out a word.]

Brrraaaaaains?

[Kinnikuman slaps his hand on his ( Read more... )

[Suguru is sitting on a bed style futon, resting his head in his hand. He looks somewhat annoyed and confused, and his chest is heavily bandaged, three red spots of red forming a triangle on his chest.]

Awah...I've got a couple of questions.

First, I think I've got an arch nemesis now. How do I make sure? And what am I supposed to if I do? Does ( Read more... )

Since I am unable to worldhop, would someone be kind enough to deliver a package from me to Kinniku Suguru?

Lussuria! I got hurt fighting monsters again. I know you get angry when I damage my body, but I've still got to do it.  I'm sure that you can fix me up like always, my wonderful wife! My beautiful wife!  The best wife in the universe!

When I get home, I promise I'll make it up to you! I'd offer to take you shopping, but I don't have any of my own ( Read more... )

Everyone! I've got great news! Azula and I are getting married! I know you were all rooting for us, but she finally showed her true feelings a little while ago. So, you're all invited to the wedding!

Now, I'll need at least two, big, strong men to fulfil my family tradition of appearing out of nowhere to stuff her in a sack and drag her to the ( Read more... )

I had my first ever tag team match yesterday! It was great! And it's got me thinking about what teams I'd make out of people I know. So, here are some I thought of! They're not really about fighting, it's just for fun.

( Not cut IC:It's just a long list is all )

[Video begins, a close up of Suguru's face-except now rather than the constantly bored single expression he carried before, he has a massive smile more suited to his old face.]

"HEY YOU GUUUUUYS! GUESS WHAT!? I'M DISOWNED! I DON'T HAVE A HOME, I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME!"

[With a crashing noise, Suguru literally jumps for joy ( Read more... )